bailey
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Sometimes life is just hard being this fluffy
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Post by bailey on Sept 16, 2024 7:44:32 GMT -8
I asked mom why the 2 legged aliens like to stare at us all the time, and she said it's because they're jealous of how fluffy we are.
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bailey
OG Expert
Sometimes life is just hard being this fluffy
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Post by bailey on Sept 17, 2024 10:24:27 GMT -8
Mom commented on my growth again saying soon I'll be too big to lie on top of her. This is completely unacceptable. But I have a plan to fix it. I've decided I just need to make mommy bigger.
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bailey
OG Expert
Sometimes life is just hard being this fluffy
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Post by bailey on Sept 20, 2024 11:46:32 GMT -8
Today I spent a long time trying to help mommy fluff her coat, and at the end told her I think she's looking fatter today.
Somehow she didn't seem happy about that.
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bailey
OG Expert
Sometimes life is just hard being this fluffy
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Post by bailey on Sept 22, 2024 8:23:38 GMT -8
Whoa mom was right about the 2 legged aliens being jealous of our fluffiness! Today I saw them otternapping and cutting off part of the otter's fur to take it for themselves. They said something that sounded like "research." I guess research means searching for the fluffiest coat.
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