bailey
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Sometimes life is just hard being this fluffy
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Post by bailey on Jun 14, 2024 21:36:54 GMT -8
Mom says the secret to a successful life is an extra fluffy coat
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Post by RainyCloud on Jun 15, 2024 16:08:52 GMT -8
That's some deep knowledge Bailey.
Please excuse me while I process this new found wisdom.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 15, 2024 18:01:18 GMT -8
She also said I'll never be able to fit both my bottom flippers into my mouth fully, at the same time. I bet I can prove her wrong.
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Post by RainyCloud on Jun 16, 2024 7:23:34 GMT -8
I believe you can do this too!
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 16, 2024 9:11:19 GMT -8
Yes but sometimes when I reach for my tail flippers I end up rolling over, then I just get dizzy.
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Post by RainyCloud on Jun 16, 2024 13:37:53 GMT -8
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 16, 2024 15:23:07 GMT -8
After becoming quite dizzy, I have decided to pursue greater life goals. My new life goal is to fit both of mom's tail flippers in my mouth.
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Post by countrysalvage on Jun 17, 2024 6:34:41 GMT -8
😂😁
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bailey
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Sometimes life is just hard being this fluffy
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Post by bailey on Jun 17, 2024 9:31:53 GMT -8
Mom told me to stop biting her. I told her I was just trying to make her coat more fluffy, but she says I was doing it wrong, then fluffed my coat extra hard as a supposed "teaching session."
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 18, 2024 16:30:32 GMT -8
Mom says the great big black and white fish are dangerous, because they're so big. I wonder if I drink enough milk, if I'll grow as big as them some day.
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Post by RainyCloud on Jun 18, 2024 23:57:50 GMT -8
I think eating spinach helps too!
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 19, 2024 9:59:49 GMT -8
I assume spinach is whatever mom is eating. She never let's me play with it. She's so mean sometimes.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 21, 2024 15:38:59 GMT -8
This time, I almost defeated the giant green monster mom calls kelp. I would have had it if my rear flipper hadn't gotten tangled in it. It was super sneaky immobilizing me that way.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 24, 2024 7:49:44 GMT -8
I wonder where mom goes to drink milk. I asked her and she said she doesn't need it anymore. I think this sounds absurd. I intend to drink milk every day for the rest of my life.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jun 25, 2024 7:48:42 GMT -8
Today I decided when I grow up, I'm going to be dolphin!
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Ok so turns out it's Monday 