bailey
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Post by bailey on Jul 19, 2024 17:58:12 GMT -8
Happiness is, curling up with mommy for a nap, with a belly full of milk.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jul 20, 2024 10:29:36 GMT -8
I was complaining about how mom left me alone for hours all by myself, and mom said it was time to start swimming lessons.
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Post by RainyCloud on Jul 20, 2024 10:38:08 GMT -8
I would be suspicious too 🤔!
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jul 22, 2024 13:53:57 GMT -8
My otter buddy tells me that half of all sea otters don't survive swimming lessons 😱
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jul 23, 2024 10:45:01 GMT -8
In order to avoid swimming lessons I've decided to avoid water as much as possible. I clutch mommy super tight every time I lie on top of her floating in the water, and I always insist mommy leave me on land when she goes to drink milk from the sea otter on the ocean floor.
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Post by RainyCloud on Jul 25, 2024 6:02:42 GMT -8
This is the only way to float in the water!!
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jul 25, 2024 12:36:04 GMT -8
Mom tricked me to getting into the water! She said she saw something shiny under the water!
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Post by RainyCloud on Jul 25, 2024 19:35:42 GMT -8
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jul 27, 2024 15:00:28 GMT -8
Mom tricked me again. This time she left me on land, and I was doing seal training wrestling with an epic imaginary villain. I did my ultimate move against him, and I rolled into the water. Mom didn't come to pick me up for half a day!
She says it was only 10 minutes, but I know it felt like half a day.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Jul 30, 2024 12:31:19 GMT -8
Mommy says I shouldn't be scared of he water because she fluffed me up so much, I can't sink. I don't believe her, but just in case I asked for extra fluffing.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Aug 6, 2024 13:49:00 GMT -8
My buddy says our playmate Joey's mom got eaten by an orca, then Joey got abducted by aliens.
I hugged my mommy extra tight today.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Aug 7, 2024 16:42:48 GMT -8
The 2 legged aliens brought Joey back today and tried to get my mom to take him instead of me! The nerve! My mommy's the best though and naturally refused.
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Post by RainyCloud on Aug 8, 2024 7:46:02 GMT -8
I'm so glad Joey is back! But wow, the nerve indeed! Sighs backflip, can you imagine what that would have been like?
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Aug 8, 2024 14:14:48 GMT -8
The 2 legged aliens have been kidnapping some grown otters recently too. They kidnapped my buddy's dad. My buddy doesn't like his dad so he was super excited. Except after cutting some fishing line that was tangled around his dad off, they let him go. My buddy was really disappointed they let him go.
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bailey
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Post by bailey on Aug 11, 2024 15:58:31 GMT -8
Mom pointed out that if I never learn how to swim, I'll never be able to see if there's a giant mommy sea otter on the ocean floor that all the adults go to for milk.
.... I must ponder this carefully
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